Unicorn Mug – “Hey Unicunt, Why Don’t You Climb in Your Douche Canoe, Cry Me a River, and Float the F Away?!”
Bring a bold dose of humor to your drinkware collection with our Douche Canoe Unicorn Mug. This cheeky mug features a sassy unicorn winking while lounging in a boat, paired with the irreverent phrase, “Hey Unicunt, Why Don’t You Climb in Your Douche Canoe, Cry Me a River, and Float the Fuck Away?!” Perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to be a little daring, this mug is sure to make a statement in any kitchen or office.
The perfect companion for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or any hot beverage that could use a side of sass. Whether you’re searching for a unique gift, a funny office accessory, or just something to brighten your day, this unicorn mug is a standout piece guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
Ceramic Mug Details:
- Made with durable white ceramic
- Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
- Lead and BPA-free for safe, everyday use
- Top-shelf dishwasher and microwave safe
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